Priceless (8th March edition): Masturbator Pro

Stop calling yourself from home and let the phone ringing.
Don't let your friends found a vibrator in your purse anymore.
If you can't hide your vibrator as a phone, turn your phone into a vibrator!
With Masturbator Pro your mobile phone becomes an excellent self sex toy for ladies!
You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!

Ok, era solo una scusa per copincollare qualche spassoso feedback degli utenti su questo applicativo, che giustifica in pieno tutte quelle battutacce da caserma nate all'epoca dei primi telefoni dotati di suoneria a vibrazione:

Sony-Ericsson P990i: my girlfirend use my cellphone and it got busted because it got very very wet and the cellphone got short circuited. too bad but funny

Sony-Ericsson W850i: i gave it to my girlfriend she installed it but then she said she didnt need me any more and dumped me!

Nokia 5300: Man u r awsome!!!! it's so funny ... definitely a great idea...!!! but maybe i'll need an extra battery it for lonng job meetings :P

Motorola KZRK K1: On my phone this goes straight to the continuous setting when you launch and you can't get to the other settings (alternate etc) if you feel like a change. But it's awesome though..

Siemens M65: Simple and EXCELENT application =100% OK on Siemens M65. Except the dedicated usage ... ;-) it could also serve for battery discharge, or as a vibration / noise generator, when attached to the table, central heating piping, or other resonator ]:->
Developer response: Why 1/10?? "Except the dedicated usage" Masturbator Pro is a joke, it's ironic, no need to take it seriously. But, if you wanna have a try... :)