Group Hug

I kissed my TI-86 calculator, because for a couple of months, I was using a P.O.S. TI-83(I hate those things). I put new batteries in my 86 and it made me really happy :)

i got my sisters viabrating toothbrush and stuck it in my bum, and she brushed her teeth later.

I have decided that my favorite Friends character is Joey. But only when I'm high.

i was raped by an NFL football player...
i am a guy.

I once had sex with a piece of cheese

The milk in my fridge has gone gross and lumpy. I'm not going to drink it... but I don't want to throw it away either. I mean, is it okay to just throw it in the bin or should I attempt to pour it away? I can't pour it away because thats just gross and I'm not sure how I'd feel about chucking a carton of lumpy milk in the bin... so it will remain in my fridge.

I can suck my own penis. I accidently cummed in my mouth. Then i made out with my girlfriend. is this wrong? i think so

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